Ralph the Comedian has a pretty large following on TikTok and after watching a few of his videos, I know why. He calls it as he sees it and he's hilarious in the process.

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Well, it seems Abilene is in the crosshairs of his latest video, which is part of a series called "Cities in Texas You Don't Wanna Visit". Abilene, Amarillo, Wichita Falls, and Texarkana are the focus of part 5 of this hilarious series.

Ralph perfectly summarizes every cliche of Abilene, from all the churches to "there's nothing to do here".

@ralphthecomedian #greenscreen #MicroRaveWithRoni #MyTeacherWins #CODAduets #texascheck #foryourpage #fypシ ♬ original sound - Ralph Johnson

I about spit my drink out when he started off about Abilene calling it the Key City and the key to having fun is to get out of Abilene. I also loved his nod to our amazing zoo as well as Dyess Air Force Base being the backbone of our amazing town. But, when he said we have "more churches than nursing homes have nurses" I laughed and farted at the same time.

I recently wrote an article about reasons you should never move to Abilene, so maybe I influenced Ralph with his video? Nah, probably not. I'm not a big TikTok user, but when I do go on the app, Ralph the Comedian is one I always check out. He's absolutely hilarious. My TikTok posts mainly consist of videos of my cats or scaring coworkers.

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