Turtle Races at the Firehouse Bar & Grill - Insane Fun
This is definitely a bucket-list item that you never knew you needed to check off.
Weird News
The Dachshund Races and Rescued Dog Reunion is July 11th
The Dachshund Races and Rescued Dog Reunion is Thursday, July the 11th at Festival Gardens across from the Abilene Zoo. Every dog is invited to attend and participate.
Fight at Abilene Walmart is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
Two *cough* ladies got into a little skirmish at the southside Walmart on Tuesday night, but no word if the UFC has contacted either about a contract.
Man With Warrant Runs From APD, Gets Tased, Flies Like Superman
Abilene Police were attempting to apprehend a man with a warrant. That man ran, but couldn't outrun a taser gun.
Bananas Donated To Texas Prison Have Cocaine Shipment Inside
What a nice donation, I am sure this is just a coincidence.
Texas Grandma Shoots Man Who Exposed Himself
Grandma doesn't play around with that. You put that thing away or you're gonna face the consequences.
Texas Woman Accused of Biting Off Another Woman's Nose
This lady wanted more alcohol and cigarettes. When she didn't get them, she decided she wanted some nose.
Sadly, the Shiner Whataburger Beer is Not a Real Thing
Two great Texas companies coming together sounds like an amazing thing but looks like a big social media hoax.
Whataburger Issues Statement on Camera Found in Women's Toilet
We're not talking about a camera in the bathroom, the camera was literally inside of the toilet lid.
Texas Man Almost Dies After Bite From Rattlesnake’s Severed Head
If you kill a rattlesnake, do not go immediately pick it up. This is why!
Texoma Woman Killed By Pack of Dachshund-Mix Dogs
A pack of seven dogs attacked an Oklahoma woman this past Thursday and the owner of the animals had them put down.
North Texas Man Busted With 58 Terabytes of Child Porn
That is a ridiculous amount of pornography.