Dan Seitz
3-Year-Old Genius Is Still Just a Kid
Many parents insist their child is a genius. Emmelyn Roetteger, however, has the paperwork to prove it. She scored a 135 on an IQ test, and was thus accepted into MENSA.
She is, on the other hand, still a toddler, as this bit from the Today Show shows us.
Treat Your Momma Right, The Gary Busey Way
Jimmy Kimmel is pretty funny. Fortunately, he’s also humble enough to defer to people who are even funnier than he is, which is why he aired some of Gary Busey’s advice for Mother’s Day. Here’s what Busey had to say; see if you agree.
Drunk Driver Had Monkey In His Truck
Any police officer will tell you that dealing with a drunk driver can be extremely strange. After all, drunk people aren’t noted for their calm, reasonable reactions to a stressful situation, or their refusal to engage in ridiculous hijinks. Still, one drunk driver might take the cake, considering that he had a monkey for the officers.
Russian Pothole Doubles As a Swimming Pool
Far be it from us to engage in political theory, but we’re pretty sure that paying your road workers in just enough bread to survive results in crappy roads. Fortunately, we have some anecdotal evidence that proves our point, right here. Just skip to about 15 seconds into this video, and you’ll see what we mean.
Check Out The New "Dark Knight Rises" Trailer
The biggest movie of the summer just released its final trailer ahead of “The Avengers” hitting theaters. You’ll find it, and some speculation, under the cut.
Comedian Fools KTLA Into Believing His Nerd Character Is Real
Nathan Barnatt is probably familiar to fans of the Upright Citizens Brigade, and beloved by classic video game fans for his Keith Apicary character. Keith is a completely clueless nerd who loves two things: video games and dancing. He’s instantly recognizable to meme fans…but not, apparently, to a professional news organization which has paid fact checkers to keep them from being fooled like thi
Man Attacks Wife With Cheez-It
In the hands of a trained professional, anything can be a weapon. At least that’s what we’ve learned from action movies. And apparently that applies even to the humble Cheez-It.
Is This Restaurant Ad a Triumph of Bad Filmmaking?
Local ads are not exactly noted for their abundance of talent and skill. That said, they do at least generally manage to either be hilariously unconvincing or at least aware of the fact that they’re ads and thus nobody has high standards.
Unless, apparently, you’re the owner of “The Place”.
April Fool’s Day Canceled By Federal Government Five Years Ago
We know you thought that today was going to be a day of pranks and fun, but you’re wrong. It’s not. And you can thank the government for taking the fun out of the day.
Newborn Deer Video Is Not An April Fools’ Day Prank
Amid all the jokes and pranks being played on April Fool’s Day, it’s nice to take a moment and remember that there are still plenty of videos of cute animals. We thought we’d take a break from pranks and show you this adorable newborn deer. Because it might be the cutest thing on the Internet right now.
59-Year-Old Woman Sinks 10-Foot Putt On An Exercise Ball
Sinking a ten-foot putt is tricky. Even professional golfers can’t land it 100% of the time. And they have to do it on steady ground, something this 59-year-old just can’t be bothered with.
How To Make Parkour Tougher? Do It With a Bike!
Parkour is, of course, people performing gymnastics in urban environments, and also a dead fad. How do we revive this dying fad? By doing it on a bicycle, of course!